So I decide to drive 440km north of the Gold
Coast to the Queensland city of Bundaberg, to visit my close friend Hans
Tholstrup, with whom I competed in the 1977 London to Sydney Car Rally.
I am generously offered the new BMW X3 for the
trip, which of course means I should not be churlish enough to complain. Well, maybe just a little.
First, thanks to a phenomenon called ‘model
creep’, today’s X3 is the same size as the first X5, a practice that, after 40
years in the car business I fail to understand.
The companies will tell you,
“Oh, we made it a bit bigger, to create more interior space”. To which I
respond, if the buyer wants more space, let ‘em buy an X5!
So, after a week and 1200km, the experience first
of all reinforces why I dislike and detest the whole concept of the SUV. I hate
everything about these vehicles - their gross size; their lurching from side to
side as you wrestle them around corners; the difficulty in seeing the edges
whilst parking; and the final embarrassment, when I exit the vehicle. As I
suffer from short stature, all I can do is swing my legs out, and drop the
distance from the seat to terra firma in a very undignified manner.
However, the vehicle itself represents a
complete conundrum. It’s an SUV with 4WD, which presumes that during your
ownership you will venture off-road in some far-flung wilderness, where you
will need the extra traction. Well, not in this X3 buddy!
You see it has been specced-up as a ‘sporty M’
model, meaning it has huge 21 inch wheels with ridiculous low profile (40 section) ‘Run Flat’ tyres. If
you’re in the outback and you foolishly run over a dead branch in your path -
you’re in big trouble daddy! There could not be a more stupid option to fit to
this oversized van for an adventurous family!
As for the rest of the vehicle, the 3.0L turbo
diesel goes well; returns outstanding fuel economy; runs as smooth as a food
mixer with its 8-speed ZF auto; handles well (when you’re not wrestling with
its high centre of gravity); and is beautifully-finished, with black leather
and blue ‘M’ stitching, which I think just endorses you have more money than
sense - because the regular X3 will do everything this one will, and certainly
be both more reliable and useful off-road, not to mention considerably cheaper.
Like it’s siblings it has the usual array of ‘intrusive’
driver aids technologies, and an excellent (optional) Harman Kardon audio
system. But really? If you must have an SUV, you’ll get everything on offer on
the 'Munich-mobile' from a Mazda CX-5 or a Hyundai-Kia SUV. The differences between
the German solution and Japanese-Korean options suggest the BMW is really badge snobbery, a case
of
‘I must drive the Suburban Show-off’.
On the road the ‘Run flats’ are so noisy they
drown out the stereo; if you wander 10mm off line, the lane control technology
wrenches control away, which causes alarm, because the software can’t recognize a curving
white line.
I have to pay the Cruise Control a compliment, it's brilliant, giving the driver instant and total control in ever-changing conditions.
However, here we are back on my drive in one piece, and all that driving only cost AUD$50 in diesel. In fact the fuel economy was amazing, and it was very comfortable driving.
was the London to Sydney in the Moke or Leyland Terrier? - either way stories please.
ReplyDeleteHans Tholstrup and I drove the Mini Moke (Car #7); Our backup team, Allen Hausler, Barry Allen and Dough Francis, drove the Leyland Terrier truck (Car #72). Hans Tholstrup had the bright idea to enter our service vehicle as a 'competitor' which mean't it was always running behind us in case we broke down, and our three mechanics plus tools and spares could rescue us on 'Special Stages' (from which service cars are banned until the stage is completed). Innovative thinker that Hans Tholstrup.
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